I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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