If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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