SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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