apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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