You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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