So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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