so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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