I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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