and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
you never un-have a 4some
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
