names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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