Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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