You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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