So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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