How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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