last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
