problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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