There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
where does the pee come out of this thing
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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