awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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