Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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