Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Are my feet made of real feet?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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