just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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