God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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