It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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