Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
tell me about the fingering
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