normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
We're too hungover to prance.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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