so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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