Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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