This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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