Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
then he tried to convert me to islam
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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