Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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