There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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