Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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