The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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