He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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