Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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