Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I wish i was in the wii world.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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