do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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