..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Randomize