Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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