Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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