Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Randomize
