Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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