I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Are we still banned from the library?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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