I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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