the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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