i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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