i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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