I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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