yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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