Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Two words: blizzard sex
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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