Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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