is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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