I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
3 2 1 whiskey
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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