So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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