I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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