I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
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